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February 12, 2004

Quotes from a recent e-mail from my British Lesbian lover. 

“…in my postgrad immaturity I am blaming God too. I proudly suspect that the whole of religion is a lie and I am the only one at [location deleted] who can see this with clarity.”

“…a sheep stared at me in a very intense fashion for ages and I was left with an unnerving certainty that this sheep was infact omniscient and was percieving my flippant tendancies to photograph lambs and then roast them.”

[With regard to a very serious issue] “I tried to be a demanding customer today but I rather think I failed - there is something about being British that makes the most awesome journey of frustration and pain come out as 'oh, well, mustn't grumble!'

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