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February 25, 2004

I received a job offer from two editor chicks. They want me to be their body guard, with one stipulation.. I wear a golden bikini. You see they are sci-fi editors, so obviously they have a bunch of freaks that stock them and need to be put in their place.

I am going for my full body wax tomorrow.

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